I blame the sardines

I remember watching Discovery Channel in middle school and learning, for the first time, that tuna fish are massive creatures, and not a ton of tiny little fish. Completely altered my perception of those little tins.

The last weekend of July

Driving west through LA on a Saturday morning, everyone is still asleep or already at the beach. They're installing new palm trees on Wilshire, and in Beverly Hills there are roaming herds of Segways.

By the time I return, everyone has left the sand for Hollywood, and there's not a single sane street north of Santa Monica.

19 Pages and 3 inches

Once I got used to the air, it's refreshing to breath a project.



The hero dies in this scene.

Double-show Friday

Salami dipped in humus is:
A. A delicious abomination.
B. Immune to an entire tin of Altoids.
C. A PA's lunch.

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I don't know how my new jeans fit, because I forgot a belt. So I made one out of gaffer tape.

Interviews

I believe we're over-medicating ourselves to the point it's detrimental to our health, especially considering antibiotic everything. I usually don't use the antibiotic soap that one sees in dispensers everywhere except in extenuating circumstances: after the dog park, before handling small children, when encountering an open wound, or before I go to the bathroom in a government building.

The cafeteria at the Van Nuys State Building has a Public Health Department rating of "B."